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consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever had crumbs in your bra
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
They’re called “eyebrows” cuz my eyes be browsin yo fine ass
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A great snack for when you’re craving a sweet treat!
To make:
- Gather 1/2 cup dark chocolate or semi-sweet chocolate morsels
- Melt in microwave for 2 minutes on high
- Dip clementine slices in the melted chocolate
- Add sprinkles for aesthetics
If dark chocolate was used: approx 80 calories total per serving (10 slices).
If semi-sweet chocolate: approx 60 calories total per serving (10 slices).
Oh my god, what a wonderful idea!
genius
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maketoday-betterthan-yesterday:
fuck me
hard
oh my lord
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I will forever reblog this. Seriously miranda is my biggest inspiration!
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